nursary:

pretty sick how everything is delicately interconnected

felinekin:

me immediately after talking about any personal information or emotions: ive revealed too much. i must never speak again, to show no weakness and preserve my identity

luftblumen:

malcolm-f-tucker:

I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.

I really needed this

christelchistel:

orangepenguino:

tyrias-last-timelord:

I turned on the sound expecting to hear someone mocking this cat for backing up like this. That was not what I got.

@tawnypixie

Billy Jean is not my lover…

(Source: instagram.com)

intrude:

Relationship Goals

thetomska:

completeweebtrash:

thetomska:

ASK ME IF I GIVE A FUCK!!!

Do you give a fuck?

yes i am deeply affected by the opinions of strangers largely in part to my cripplingly low self esteem and poor mental health thanks for asking

(Source: sexlesslovers)

ianstagram:

me directly confronting my own cognitive dissonance, if only for a moment: ?????? !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ??

grumpsaesthetics:

my stance on spiders is clear: they are all assholes, have no respect for private property, shows no understanding of the concept of personal space, and the numbers of legs they possess is, quite frankly, excessive 

macleod:

List of words containing “meow”: meow, meowed, meowing, meows, homeowner

jodecivibes:

If snapchat had a commercial 👻 @luv_jjp

gloomgaze:

growing up means perpetually bemoaning younger versions of yourself like some kind of neverending babushka doll of self-hate